




Purple GM Flexfit Cap
The sun is rising, and so are our portfolios. It is time to say 'gm' to the world!
As bald man, I do not compromise on quality when it comes to hats. That’s why I went with the Flexfit fitted cap for this design. With its mid-profile fit, silver undervisor, and elastic stretch band, this hat is built for comfort. The 63% polyester, 34% cotton, and 3% spandex twill blend will have you feeling comfier than a bag holder of a low-cap gem that just became Elon’s new PFP on X.
⚡ Heads up, frens! This product is minted just for you when you order. That means it might take a few extra blockchain confirmations before it lobs at your address (postal, not crypto, you degen!), but trust us, it’s worth the wait!
As bald man, I do not compromise on quality when it comes to hats. That’s why I went with the Flexfit fitted cap for this design. With its mid-profile fit, silver undervisor, and elastic stretch band, this hat is built for comfort. The 63% polyester, 34% cotton, and 3% spandex twill blend will have you feeling comfier than a bag holder of a low-cap gem that just became Elon Musk's new PFP.
Note: This product is minted especially for you, as soon as you place an order. This means it is going to take a couple of extra blockchain confirmations to get it to you, but we assure you, it will be worth the wait!
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Purple GM Flexfit Cap
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It's like an AMA, but not
Loaded up my bags—will it all arrive at the same time?
Akin to the Bitcoin Blockchain, our supply chain is decentralized. No single point of failure here, just the best quality at the best price.
This means your goodies may hit your address (postal, not crypto, you degen!) at different times.
Most products are minted especially for you, the moment you order. This may mean you are waiting a couple of extra block confirmations before it hits your doorstep, but it will be worth the wait!
Cool drip, but it seems expensive. What's the deal?
Think bitcoin, not sh*tcoin—No fast fashion rugs here.
Significant time, care, and thought has gone into the design of these products, so it makes sense to print them on gear that actually lasts. Get ready to HODL these long-term.
Fiat is for losers. Can I pay with crypto?
Sooooooon! This is on our roadmap.
Wen whitepaper? What are the tokenomics?
Fren, get out of the trenches. No TGEs, CAs or tokemonics here—just degenerative merch and a kids book that slaps. Buy hey, feel free to ape into a pair of Shoetoshi Nakamotes.