Bitcoin Minors and Degen Descendants
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When asked to share what their parents do, a group of Bitcoin minors and degen descendants find themselves in a fierce competition over whose family is the most crypto-obsessed.
But everything changes when they suddenly realise that their friend, Norm E., comes from a family of no-coiners. Through Norm, they realise just how fortunate they are, learning that the real value of crypto goes far beyond the coins themselves.
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Loaded up my bags—will it all arrive at the same time?
Akin to the Bitcoin Blockchain, our supply chain is decentralized. No single point of failure here, just the best quality at the best price.
This means your goodies may hit your address (postal, not crypto, you degen!) at different times.
Most products are minted especially for you, the moment you order. This may mean you are waiting a couple of extra block confirmations before it hits your doorstep, but it will be worth the wait!
Cool drip, but it seems expensive. What's the deal?
Think bitcoin, not sh*tcoin—No fast fashion rugs here.
Significant time, care, and thought has gone into the design of these products, so it makes sense to print them on gear that actually lasts. Get ready to HODL these long-term.
Fiat is for losers. Can I pay with crypto?
Sooooooon! This is on our roadmap.
Wen whitepaper? What are the tokenomics?
Fren, get out of the trenches. No TGEs, CAs or tokemonics here—just degenerative merch and a kids book that slaps. Buy hey, feel free to ape into a pair of Shoetoshi Nakamotes.