Bitcoin Minors and Degen Descendants
When asked to share what their parents do, a group of Bitcoin minors and degen descendants find themselves in a fierce competition over whose family is the most crypto-obsessed.
But everything changes when they suddenly realise that their friend, Norm E., comes from a family of no-coiners. Through Norm, they realise just how fortunate they are, learning that the real value of crypto goes far beyond the coins themselves.
Bitcoin Minors and Degen Descendants
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Shipping Information
Dispatched from our Aussie storage, or printed on demand internationally. Like the Bitcoin blockchain, decentralized and trustless, your goodies may take a few extra block confirmations to reach you. Shipped within 5 business days; after that, it's in the hands of Aus Post. Shipping cost is calculated at checkout.
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Details
Format
Hardcover picture book. Ages 3 to 8. Available in English (AU) and English (US) editions, pick yours at checkout.
Shipping & returns
Dispatched from our Aussie storage, or printed on demand internationally. Either way, I'll work out the earliest block height to get your goods moving. Shipped within 5 business days; after that, delivery's in the hands of Aus Post. Ironic that we're at the mercy of a third-party intermediary. Amiright? Shipping cost is calculated at checkout. And if the intermediaries are slogging you too hard, drop RUGGEDBYSHIPPING at checkout and I'll cover the rest.
Pairs with
Shoetoshi Nakamotoes
The kicks the kids in the book all wear. Canvas Bitcoin shoes built to HODL, not to rug you after three wears. Your mini Maxi will rave about them at school.
Before you buy
What age is this for?
Ages 3 to 8. Little ones love the pictures and fart joke names. Plenty of adults read it to themselves first. No judgement.
AU or US English?
Depends whether you love your mum or mom. Same story, same jokes, same crypto twitter distilled into a kids' book.
How long till it shows up?
Post is the one third-party I can't decentralise, so delivery timing isn't fully in my hands. But I keep some stock on hand and run print-on-demand globally, so I'll route your order the fastest way I can. Most go out within a few days.
What actually turns up?
One physical hardcover book you can hodl, dog-ear and read at bedtime. Not a PDF, not an NFT, not a link to a Discord.