Bitcoin Minors and Degen Descendants
***COMING SOON***
When asked to share what their parents do, a group of Bitcoin minors and degen descendants find themselves in a fierce competition over whose family is the most crypto-obsessed.
But everything changes when they suddenly realise that their friend, Norm E., comes from a family of no-coiners. Through Norm, they realise just how fortunate they are, learning that the real value of crypto goes far beyond the coins themselves.
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About Us
Just a degen who got tired of low-effort, cringe-worthy crypto merch. So I made my own. Clean, high-quality, and actually wearable crypto drip. At first, it was just for me, but now it’s time to share it with the community.
As for the book? I’ve been through more cycles than I’d like to admit. Sometimes, the best form of copium is to laugh at the madness and embrace the journey.
And let’s be real—you deserve a break from fumbling through another Dr. Seuss word salad. No more stumbling through Fox in Socks at bedtime—this one’s got layers of crypto humor baked in, so you’ll actually enjoy reading it (even if your little degen descendant doesn’t get the jokes… yet).
FAQs
Loaded up my bags—will it all arrive at the same time?
Akin to the Bitcoin blockchain, our supply chain is
decentralized—no single point of failure here, just the best quality at
the best price.
This means your goodies might hit your address (postal, not crypto, you degen!) at different times.
Most products are minted just for you the moment you order.
That might mean waiting a few extra block confirmations before they
reach your doorstep, but trust us—it’ll be worth the wait!
Cool drip, but it seems expensive. What's the deal?
Think bitcoin, not sh*tcoin—No fast fashion rugs here.
Significant time, care, and thought has gone into the design of these products, so it makes sense to print them on gear that actually lasts. Get ready to HODL these long-term.
Fiat is for losers. Can I pay with crypto?
Sooooooon! This is on our roadmap.
Wen whitepaper? What are the tokenomics?
Fren, get out of the trenches. No TGEs, CAs or tokemonics here—just degenerative merch and a kids book that slaps. Buy hey, feel free to ape into a pair of Shoetoshi Nakamotes.